A couple things about myself. I like Chicago sports and drinking around Chicago. I also love hot topic issues that can be talked about in depth. So let us start.
Tony Alamo
What a douche. What a creepy pervert. I do love this sweet outfit he was wearing in 1986. So essentially yesterday this guy got 175 years in Federal prison for taking 5 minor girls across state lines and having sex with them. He called them "child brides" for the cult he started called Tony Alamo Christian Ministries.
First of all disgusting. Secondly why the hell are these parents letting their daughters get into a car with this convicted sex offender? You have to be smarter than that. I know there are people like this that exist but this is your child for g.d. sakes! Get your shit together you bat shit parents.
Sammy Sosa
Now lets move onto the worst Cubs player of all time. Sammy "I cork my bat" Sosa has decided he wants to claim the mantle of "Weirdest Celebrity Freak" since it has been vacant for about three months now. He has been bleaching his skin and changing his eye color for some ungodly reason.
Sammy "I smash boomboxes" Sosa! What the fuck? Can't you think of a better way to piss people off than alienating your culture and looking freaking weird?
I think it mainly has to do with the fact that Mark McGuire is now coaching for the St. Louis Cards. Sammy is still bitter about the infamous steroids off... I mean home run race, so he felt the need to go big or go home.
Well that's it for my first blog. Keep checkin back to see more talks about the world. Also check out what to do in Wrigleyville
